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The Serama, also called the Malaysian Serama, is a bantam breed of chicken originating in Malaysia within the last 50 years; they are the smallest breed of chicken in the world.
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Prakash Subedi, better known as Rajatpat Uncle, is a Nepalese television presenter and television show director. Some of his well-known television programs include Rajatpat, Risani Maaf, Glamour Guff, and Bagina. Along with directing the well-liked comedic television shows Harke Haldar and Risaani Maaf, he has also played a minor role in the 2004 Nepali film Hami Tin Bhai. In Nepali film industry, he is well known for his reviews and critiques of recent releases, which he typically performs through his program Rajatpat. He is infamous for getting into arguments with celebrities when he criticizes them on his show.
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Purity Mountain is a 3,149-metre (10,331-foot) summit in British Columbia, Canada.
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