{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best thing about a Boolean?","punchline":"Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.","id":409}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?","punchline":"Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.","id":418}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
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