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The Misfortune of Being Ned is a 2013 animated short series created by the producers of the Annoying Orange web series. The series centers on the titular character of Ned, voice acted by Steve Zaragoza, a young boy who repeatedly finds himself in unfortunate situations that usually get him killed. Having debuted as part of the Annoying Orange \"Shocktober\" event on October 9, 2013, the series aired every Wednesday, and ended April 23, 2014.
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