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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.","punchline":"I had to draw my own conclusions.","id":386}
{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
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