Pre-Life Crisis is the debut album by the American rapper and musician Count Bass D, released in 1995. Count Bass D played the majority of the instruments on the album. The album's only single, \"Sandwiches \", received moderate radio and video airplay, in addition to being released on vinyl and CD, along with the B-side \"T-Boz Tried to Talk to Me\".
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The San Gregorio Polyptych is a tempera-on-wood polyptych painting by the Italian Renaissance master Antonello da Messina, completed in 1473 and housed in the Regional Museum of Messina, Italy.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sikhism in Indonesia","displaytitle":"Sikhism in Indonesia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7513709","titles":{"canonical":"Sikhism_in_Indonesia","normalized":"Sikhism in Indonesia","display":"Sikhism in Indonesia"},"pageid":29057918,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/COLLECTIE_TROPENMUSEUM_Politie-oppassers_van_het_Koninklijk_Nederlands_Indisch_Leger_te_Pangkalanbrandan_Sumatra_TMnr_10001543.jpg/330px-COLLECTIE_TROPENMUSEUM_Politie-oppassers_van_het_Koninklijk_Nederlands_Indisch_Leger_te_Pangkalanbrandan_Sumatra_TMnr_10001543.jpg","width":320,"height":230},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/COLLECTIE_TROPENMUSEUM_Politie-oppassers_van_het_Koninklijk_Nederlands_Indisch_Leger_te_Pangkalanbrandan_Sumatra_TMnr_10001543.jpg","width":700,"height":503},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262310510","tid":"d14f9967-b728-11ef-a796-841e4089fef9","timestamp":"2024-12-10T18:59:01Z","description":"Overview of Sikhism in Indonesia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism_in_Indonesia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism_in_Indonesia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism_in_Indonesia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sikhism_in_Indonesia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism_in_Indonesia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sikhism_in_Indonesia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikhism_in_Indonesia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sikhism_in_Indonesia"}},"extract":"Sikhism in Indonesia is a small religious minority in Indonesia. There are about 10,000 to 15,000 Sikhs in Indonesia.","extract_html":"
Sikhism in Indonesia is a small religious minority in Indonesia. There are about 10,000 to 15,000 Sikhs in Indonesia.
"}{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"type":"standard","title":"Filipe Alarcão","displaytitle":"Filipe Alarcão","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1413633","titles":{"canonical":"Filipe_Alarcão","normalized":"Filipe Alarcão","display":"Filipe Alarcão"},"pageid":15342361,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Filipe_alarcao.jpg/330px-Filipe_alarcao.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Filipe_alarcao.jpg","width":403,"height":403},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1241831778","tid":"a7a433ce-6144-11ef-a6ed-f5b80f3513b2","timestamp":"2024-08-23T11:41:37Z","description":"Portuguese product designer (born 1963)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Filipe_Alarc%C3%A3o"}},"extract":"Filipe Alarcão is a Portuguese product designer. His designs range from the renowned china, porcelain and casual dishes manufactured by Vista Alegre to the contemporary furniture design of Temahome.","extract_html":"
Filipe Alarcão is a Portuguese product designer. His designs range fro